Twenty Ten!

Now that we are a decade away,

Goodbye 19's!

Hello 20's!

Hello Twenty Ten!

Jammin' the Blues 1944

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v_Y3Pbiims

9:52

Santa!

Thirsty Times

The seldom-awaited Cat Lick Homecoming

has arrived

because

it is time

to take another look at

Homophobes

Shrinking Globes

and

Pre-emptive Probes.

Can we forgive?

Can we be merciful?

Can the Cat Licks?

Will the Cat Licks?

Trains and Monorails

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITrwCNq9iBI&feature=related

"The Train" by Geoffrey Lewis

4:59

Clawfully Nice

Miss Kris Missy Claws

Loves Christmas with all of her paws

Cat's Rights

plus

Simon's Cat, cartoon in 1:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgmXrARr6aI

Relax

Wear 'em if You Got 'em

If not, check this out:

http://www.headcovers.com/

Is it Five Below Zero?

We'd better warm up then.

Hey Lemur!

It's too cold

for that nonsense.

Let It Snow

Speed Skating in Vancouver

North of the border, up Canada waaay

That's where we'll fall in love, where skates above, come out to play

And now as we wonder, our thoughts ever straaay

North of the border, up Canada waaay...

Iron Cat Training & Silly Cat Maintaining

Iron Cat Training, 17 seconds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPQmzCgb1gI

and

Silly Cat Maintaining, 3:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofrSio_jZO0

Wonderfulness of a Tiger into a Cheetah

I pretend the game is not simply bull piss

I hide from myself that family is all

I want constant proof of my own wonderfulness

Oh! Did you hear that? I got a showbiz call!

This Time We'll Beat Those Pigs

If tarn = small mountain lake

and

if nation = united group speaking the same language

then

What in the tarnation should

we serve

after the relay

and

can we beat them this year?

Architects of Their Own Abodes,

if cats ran the world

Cat Lady School

Fruit Art

And orange you glad to see me?

Is It Done Yet?

Hungry

Blood sugar

Crabby

Hungry

Is is done yet?

Busy

Busy!

Painting lines!

Painting contrails!

Painting colors!

Busy!

voCATulary words

catik - method of printing cat faces on cloth

Cattle Creek - home to Cat Flakes cereal

catigue - reason for cat naps

Cape Catteras - an island promontory dangerous

to small fish and rodents

CatManDon't - capital of all cats

catin - official language of the old Felis catus empire

catrimony - politically correct marriage between

2 cats of any gender

caturalize - endow humans with the rights & privileges of cats

catriot - one who loves cats and the dream of CatManDon't

catskellar - barrels of fish in every cat's basement

catire - expression of irony sarcasm & ridicule in cats' eyes

catic - spokescat's or conduit's prophetic interpretation

of the words of the cat-god, plus "free"

escort to the head of the feline fee line

What Day Is It?

He's nice. His name is Two Ten Ben.

Dr. BoBo and Assistant BeBe

Can we get some Nobel prizes for

two more quiet talkers?

They invented:

Beau Tacks for the honeymoon jokesters

and

Bow Techs for the fine dressers

and

Bough Ticks for the older taller trees

and

Botox Tucks Tax for the elective surgery buffs.

Don't they deserve some prizes?

Sold

Eye of the Beholder

Lighting the Way

When you have to wake up

and

cut across the Grimpen Mire,

a nightlight

can softly guide the way.

Mutts Comics

http://www.muttscomics.com/strip.aspx

Hello Kitty Marine Cushions

Nobody Mentioned That

Books, Books, Books

From today's Chicago Tribune:

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1) http://www.bookcrossing.com/

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2) http://www.bookspot.com/

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3) http://www.goodreads.com/

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4) http://www.lazylibrary.com/

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5) http://www.librarything.com/

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Books, books, books

Beauty

Or at least several cat naps.

The Cat is a Real L7

http://cheezburger.com/lolbuilder.aspx

Be Your Own Nurse or Doctor, Take Your PICC

I asked the doctor to shoot me

and

he stared back as if I had asked

him to break his hypothetical

oath

for God's sake.

Happy Halloween

From Shakespeare's "The Tempest"

Such Stuff as Dreams Are Made On

Our revels now are ended. These our actors,

As I foretold you, were all spirits, and

Are melted into air, into thin air:

And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,

The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces,

The solemn temples, the great globe itself,

Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve,

And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,

Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff

As dreams are made on, and our little life

Is rounded with a sleep.

TGIF, Hazel!

No Introductions Are Necessary

Sometimes it's darling to be exhausted

How To

Crochet a Cat Hat:

http://www.wikihow.com/Crochet-a-Cat-Hat

Gosh

This book seems almost bigger than I am.

One Letter Short or Long

To Pray, or Not to Pray:

That is not the question:

Whether 'tis kittenier of our kind to suffer

The blings & sorrows of out-of-cages fortune,

Or to shake tails against a sea of knees & double bubbles,

And by supposing, bend them.

On the Edge

One of you seems a little uptight, a bit stiff, like a

piece of cardboard.

Relax.

Try some music or

old radio from

a long long time ago:

http://wdcb.org/newmedia/newmedstreams.php

You cats might dig it

live

on Saturdays 11am-5pm

Midwest N.A. time

or almost any other time

later

How To

Chick Magnets

Chick magnets have a certain responsibility

Some Frogs Are Becoming Extinct

Some frogs are becoming extinct

Blinks and Shivers

Criss

cross,

applesauce,

spiders

crawling

up your knees,

tight squeeze.

Now

you've got

the shivers!

At the Museum