How To

Crochet a Cat Hat:

http://www.wikihow.com/Crochet-a-Cat-Hat

Gosh

This book seems almost bigger than I am.

One Letter Short or Long

To Pray, or Not to Pray:

That is not the question:

Whether 'tis kittenier of our kind to suffer

The blings & sorrows of out-of-cages fortune,

Or to shake tails against a sea of knees & double bubbles,

And by supposing, bend them.

On the Edge

One of you seems a little uptight, a bit stiff, like a

piece of cardboard.

Relax.

Try some music or

old radio from

a long long time ago:

http://wdcb.org/newmedia/newmedstreams.php

You cats might dig it

live

on Saturdays 11am-5pm

Midwest N.A. time

or almost any other time

later

How To

Chick Magnets

Chick magnets have a certain responsibility

Some Frogs Are Becoming Extinct

Some frogs are becoming extinct

Blinks and Shivers

Criss

cross,

applesauce,

spiders

crawling

up your knees,

tight squeeze.

Now

you've got

the shivers!

At the Museum

Pay

A mall has died!

Long live all the other malls!

Please loudly recite the beautiful

American Cats' Creed of Democracy-

Invent a Want!

Psyche it to 'em! Psyche it to 'em!

Make them Pay!

Make them Pay!

Again!

"Clawed Reigns"

Clawed Reigns!

Movie monster extraordinaire!

Eats brains!

Look at his very scarey stare!

Mouths and Brains

We were keeping our food chewed & peeping on the mailman dude

He saw us weeping after we got so rudely shooed

Then he really & very bleepingly poo-pooed

Our creeping & heaping & leaping brood

So we deeply steeply brought down our mood

Into "The 4 Stages of Kitten Sleepitude"

Boom!

Tomorrow: More Grime or Wear a Shawl to the Mall

30 days of soft time

learning nada, blame for all

living fun with street crime

at first was such a ball

then they stole your last dime

the peeps stepped up, made a call

you never really liked their chime

so back up went your wall

hard, not impossible to climb

after a worst ever fall

around your heart i rhyme

love - it abides, y'all!

"I am the Cat" by Leila Usher (1859-1955)

In Egypt they worshiped me-

I am the Cat.

Because I bend not to the will of man

They call me a mystery.

*

(1st 4 lines of 35)

Mostly Sad

Sometimes a kitty travels

20 or 30 or 40 cat years

before she finds love.

Then it hits the wall

or a fan or something

and

it turns out to be the

worst thing that ever happened.

Nobody knows why.

Feel sad about it.

Mostly sad about it.

Fry Day/Night's Meld

He is a

Bureaucat for the Dept. of Red Tape & Blame-throwers.

In different words,

he is a spy kitty for the crooks that be.

His real name is Kitten Kabul Do,

but everybody calls him Ace.

There is nothing he isn't purrfect at.

That includes his pitch for the team,

his pitch in the choir, and

the lines he pitches to the ladies

during the Fry Day/Night's Meld

with 1000's of his closest associates.

"The Bad Kittens" by Elizabeth Coatsworth (1893-1986)

You may call, you may call,

But the little black cats won't hear you,

The little black cats are maddened

By the bright green light of the moon,

They are whirling and running and hiding,

They are wild who were once so confiding,

They are crazed when the moon is riding-

You will not catch the kittens soon.

They care not for saucers of milk,

They think not of pillows of silk,

Your softest, crooningest call

Is less than the buzzing of flies.

They are seeing more than you see,

They are hearing more than you hear,

And out of the darkness they peer

With a goblin light in their eyes.

Meow

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If a Cat is a feline in the Felidae family which includes domestic breeds, lions, tigers, leopards, lynxes, jaguars, cheetahs, etc., and if a Log can be a tree limb and/or the cutting of that limb, or an official record of a voyage, or a record of geological formations penetrated when well-drilling, or 3 is the log(arithm) of 8 to the base 2, then Cat: a  Log is sometimes not intended to be factual, though lots of times it is..