Thursday, December 31, 2009

Twenty Ten!

Now that we are a decade away,
Goodbye 19's!
Hello 20's!
Hello Twenty Ten!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Thirsty Times

The seldom-awaited Cat Lick Homecoming
has arrived
because
it is time
to take another look at
Homophobes
Shrinking Globes
and
Pre-emptive Probes.
Can we forgive?
Can we be merciful?
Can the Cat Licks?
Will the Cat Licks?

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Clawfully Nice

Miss Kris Missy Claws
Loves Christmas with all of her paws

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Is it Five Below Zero?

We'd better warm up then.
Hey Lemur!
It's too cold
for that nonsense.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Speed Skating in Vancouver

North of the border, up Canada waaay
That's where we'll fall in love, where skates above, come out to play
And now as we wonder, our thoughts ever straaay
North of the border, up Canada waaay...

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Wonderfulness of a Tiger into a Cheetah

I pretend the game is not simply bull piss
I hide from myself that family is all
I want constant proof of my own wonderfulness
Oh! Did you hear that? I got a showbiz call!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

This Time We'll Beat Those Pigs

If tarn = small mountain lake
and
if nation = united group speaking the same language
then
What in the tarnation should
we serve
after the relay
and
can we beat them this year?