A Cat Walks Into a Bar Joke

Can you finish this one?

Captain Carl, Troy McClure, and Bill McNeal walk into a bar, and . . .

Ohayo, Too Ex, and Whirred

Ohayo, Too Ex, and Whirred Gave everybody the bird. Some good, Some bad, We don't know. What've you heard?

Little Kitty in the Blinds

Little kitty in the blinds Little bitty of your kinds What're you doin' Not even mewin' Listen to mama, pay'er your minds

Belling the Cat

Belling the Cat
from
Aesops Fables
http://whisperingbooks.com/Show_Page/?book=Aesops_Fables&story=Belling_Cat

Thinking of Japan

"Cats with Thumbs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

Feral but Fixed

First, Mr. or Mrs. Beasley arrived.

Then the Beasley's sister & brother-in-law,

Princess Midnight and Sylvester,

came by and introduced themselves.

So then the neighbor from the corner stopped in.

His name is Bootsie.

Then Pearl came over. At first I called her

Thumper's daughter, especially because she

hangs out with Louise's son, Spooky.

Pearl is another sister of the Beasley. It turns out

that she has the same tearing eyes that Thumper had.

Today, Sylvester brought one of his sons over.

His name is Clark Gable.

Snow Day

Do Cats Like Hearts and Flowers?

And do they like this heart

of flowers

as much as I do?

Kitties, I found it at

http://www.etsy.com/listing/65072772/pink-and-white-flowered-heart-box