Midnights

Chasten Doods worked midnights

facin' moods lurked lid fights

racin' foods clerked hid bites

pacin' rudes jerked did rights

hasten broods perked grid flights

Chasten Doods worked midnights

Know

What do you know about the word

h*rs*sh*t?

I personally like it better than

b*llsh*t,

but not as much as

ch*ck*nsh*t.

I don't like the word

k*tt*nsh*t

at all.

A Fun Story

This is the story of a beautiful kitty who has a frightening encounter with an illegal alien from outer space. Afterwards, the kitty goes through a 50 foot growth spurt, then goes out looking for trouble at the Good Star Bar. Instead, she finds an empty dining room and proceeds to rampage around town. It is a fun story.

Frozen Pope Pole

The frozen pope pole with a cat lick shtuck on a shtick,

the same old shtick

We Three Kings or The Quest of the Magi

by

John Henry Hopkins, Jr. (1820-1891)

*

We three kings of Orient are

Bearing gifts we traverse afar

Field and fountain

Moor and mountain

Following yonder Star.

Dilemna of the Decade

If I was abandoned and rejected,

will I then abandon and reject others?

If I am excluded,

will I exclude others?

If I suffer from another's cruel lies,

will I lie?

If others knock me down & make me sick

with their selfish agendas,

will I do the same?

Is it okay to cheat if

I am right and you are wrong?

Should I therefore

do unto others before they do unto me

or

turn the other cheek

or

forget about it

or

what?

Murder Most Fowl

from Hamlet the Cat in the 16th century:

*

Murder most fowl as in the best it is/

But this most fowl, strange & unnatural
***
If a Cat is a feline in the Felidae family
which includes Domestic Breeds, Lions,
Tigers, Leopards, Lynxes, Jaguars, Cheetahs, etc.,
and if a Log can be a tree limb and/or the cutting of that
limb, or an official record of a voyage, or a record of
geological formations penetrated when well-drilling, or
3 is the log(arithm) of 8 to the base 2, then Cat: a Log
is lots of times not intended to be factual and lots of times
it is. Watch out for the cat.