"Sergeant Blue Kitty"

by The Bent Strings -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYW-rixX4xI

Cat-n-Mouse dot Com

Games and Brainteasers and Jigsaw Puzzles and Toys for Everybody!

http://www.cat-n-mouse.com/index.asp

Happy Hanukkat

Relentless Tattoo dot Com

http://www.relentlesstattoo.com/

if you are in

South Carolina

NarcissaCat

The queen of narcissa & princess II too

Take many breaks, telling family boo hoo you.

From what does it stem,

This all about them?

Well, nobody cares if you hand them a brew.

Simon's Cat and a Box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvNqe8cKU4

Caboodle Ranch in Florida

http://www.caboodleranch.org/

Make Your Own Cat Toys

http://www.makeyourowncattoys.com/About.html

Who is the Artist?

Who is the Artist?

Marx Brothers 1931

Monkey Business

part 7 @ 9:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZizMPonm_hs&feature=related

"Well, we had to drown the gats, but we saved you

a little black kitten."

Cat Wrangling

Marc Maron Wrangles Cats @ 5:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uzyd4Yv8PQ&feature=related

his FB page

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Marc-Maron/105547022813421?ref=ts

Volunteer Vacations

There are also 1-week vacations, but here are 2-week volunteer vacations with Biosphere Expeditions. There are snow leopards in Altai and jaguars in Brazil and cheetahs & caracals in Namibia and the coral reef in Honduras and leopards in Oman and parrots & more cats in Peru.
http://www.biosphere-expeditions.org/

Four Five Six

Four cats.

Each one placed itself into

one corner of an invisible

trapezium

of the group's own making.

They were geometry freaks

waiting for their breakfast

in our own backyard.

They were living proof that

the new Trap Fix Release

program

was a huge success

if by success you mean

that not one of these

four cats

was trapped or fixed

or released.

Hey, this is the midwest.

We're trying to catch up

with the rest of you.

Uh, oh.

Five cats.

Six cats.

"Far Country" by W.S.Merwin

At times now from some margin of the day

I can hear birds of another country

not the whole song but a brief phrase of it

out of a music that I may have heard

once in a moment I appear to have

forgotten for the most part that full day

no sight of which I can remember now

though it must have been where my eyes were then

that knew it as the present while I thought

of somewhere else without noticing that

singing when it was there and still went on

whether or not I noticed now it falls

silent when I listen and leaves the day

and flies before it to be heard again

somewhere ahead when I have forgotten

A Cougar, a Mountain Lion, a Puma

Once upon a time,

a cougar, a mountain lion, a puma

took a long walk beside a long river.

That big cat took a big walk

and ended up in the big city.

People in the big city

spotted giant kitty here & there.

Some told, others kept it to themselves.

One day the police spotted

the cougar, the mountain lion, the puma.

The end.

Get Ready for March Mania!

It is the March mania of Blue Morpho Butterflies!

http://www.butterflyhouse.org/

Cats love butterflies!

Cats love morpho!

Cats love blue!

Cats love mania!

Cats love March!

When is a Tiger a Cheetah?

Does a cheetah sh*t in the woods?

Does a tiger?

Does a tiger sell out

his well-earned stripes

for

cheap

advertising spots?

Is it any of my business?

Russian Blue/Nebelung

Tough enough to join the frat

Doesn't chat is where it's at

Kith and kin

Halfway in

Lizzie Laurel Maltese Cat

*

Maltese = Spanish = Foreign Blue = Archangel =

Russian Blue/Nebelung

"The Mystery of the Missing Cat"

The Mysterious Theater

invites you to watch 5 minutes & 44 seconds of

The Mystery of the Missing Cat
Performed by the Sesame Street players
and
Narrated by Vincent Twice Vincent Twice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAiIBAeuVyU&feature=related

Kitty Books

by

Carrie Vaughn

J. D. Salinger (1919-2010)

Catcher in the Rye

First sentence:

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing

you'll probably want to know is where I was born,

and what my lousy childhood was like,

and how my parents were occupied and all

before they had me, and all that

David Copperfield kind of crap, but I

don't feel like going into it, if you want

to know the truth.

Katerwalling

When you're in that Aiken place,

Closing in on August in Augusta,

With your heart safely stored in Nome,

Can you quit the race, put on your face,

Take a sad rhyme, and just busta

move when there's no place like home?

Danny Did Foundation

http://radiotime.com/station/s_1224/wpna_1490.aspx

*

Danny's parents will be on the radio,

1490 on your am dial,

at 10 am central time

today - January 23, 2010

to talk about

Danny

and

the Danny Did Foundation.

If you tune in early, you might hear

dziekowac twoj szczesliwy gwiazda

Midnights

Chasten Doods worked midnights

facin' moods lurked lid fights

racin' foods clerked hid bites

pacin' rudes jerked did rights

hasten broods perked grid flights

Chasten Doods worked midnights

Know

What do you know about the word

h*rs*sh*t?

I personally like it better than

b*llsh*t,

but not as much as

ch*ck*nsh*t.

I don't like the word

k*tt*nsh*t

at all.

A Fun Story

This is the story of a beautiful kitty who has a frightening encounter with an illegal alien from outer space. Afterwards, the kitty goes through a 50 foot growth spurt, then goes out looking for trouble at the Good Star Bar. Instead, she finds an empty dining room and proceeds to rampage around town. It is a fun story.

Frozen Pope Pole

The frozen pope pole with a cat lick shtuck on a shtick,

the same old shtick

We Three Kings or The Quest of the Magi

by

John Henry Hopkins, Jr. (1820-1891)

*

We three kings of Orient are

Bearing gifts we traverse afar

Field and fountain

Moor and mountain

Following yonder Star.

Dilemna of the Decade

If I was abandoned and rejected,

will I then abandon and reject others?

If I am excluded,

will I exclude others?

If I suffer from another's cruel lies,

will I lie?

If others knock me down & make me sick

with their selfish agendas,

will I do the same?

Is it okay to cheat if

I am right and you are wrong?

Should I therefore

do unto others before they do unto me

or

turn the other cheek

or

forget about it

or

what?

Murder Most Fowl

from Hamlet the Cat in the 16th century:

*

Murder most fowl as in the best it is/

But this most fowl, strange & unnatural
***
If a Cat is a feline in the Felidae family
which includes Domestic Breeds, Lions,
Tigers, Leopards, Lynxes, Jaguars, Cheetahs, etc.,
and if a Log can be a tree limb and/or the cutting of that
limb, or an official record of a voyage, or a record of
geological formations penetrated when well-drilling, or
3 is the log(arithm) of 8 to the base 2, then Cat: a Log
is lots of times not intended to be factual and lots of times
it is. Watch out for the cat.