When is a Tiger a Cheetah?

Does a cheetah sh*t in the woods?

Does a tiger?

Does a tiger sell out

his well-earned stripes

for

cheap

advertising spots?

Is it any of my business?

Wonderfulness of a Tiger into a Cheetah

I pretend the game is not simply bull piss

I hide from myself that family is all

I want constant proof of my own wonderfulness

Oh! Did you hear that? I got a showbiz call!